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FOASS on GitHub

Experimentation time!  I created a GitHub account and put the two file source to http://foass.1001010.com on it.

Why? Because I can.

I created my FOAAS clone to learn how to create a stateless web service in Python.  Maybe someone else wants to learn how to and they just need an example on how to do it.

OK – maybe my example is not the best one, but it works – and I got to play with the GitHub Windows client.  I wonder what the OSX one is like & how well pyCharm integrates with it?

-Jason De Arte

FOASS – Fuck Off As a Service (version

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OK – I finished my version of FOAAS, I mean FOASS. It’s much prettier, flexible and to the best of my informal testing, it is mostly bug free 🙂

try it here

Bug List

  • /wp/ on the homepage URL.  This is caused by this being a sub-domain of JasonDeArte.com where I have a rewrite .htaccess that poorly sends root traffic to the WordPress install in /wp/
  • Naked commands without a trailing “/:something”.  I.e. /off/ will work (and insert random names), /off will not & instead return a 404.  I consider this a low priority bug & will probably just set up a 404 page with belligerent language.

It supports all the currently listed (2013.07.21) commands, as well as a few more commands.  Most were suggested by my co-workers.

If you request it in json or plaintext, it will return it as json or plaintext, respectively.

If you leave out values, it will use random names from a list of co-workers and friends that I’m sure that would find this hilarious. Oh, if you’re name is in the list and you don’t find it funny, it’s not You-you, it’s that other guy with the same name. Sorry 😉

I also hooked up Google Analytics (or at least I think I did, I’ll find out later when the reports are available) so that I can more easily track which links are the more popular ones.  Awesome discovery: my hosting provider, Dreamhost, has a panel setting that allows you to set the analytics code in the domain configuration – so I don’t even have to put in a google web-bug to track it all.  Which is awesome if anyone were to actually use the JSON API, because I could then actually track it without having to rely on client side JavaScript.

I wish I had more time to hook up Google App Engine to run it, but time on the weekends are limited.


-Jason De Arte

FOAAS – Fuck Off As A Service

Yesterday, Nico introduced me to a groundbreaking new web service in field of telling people to Fuck Off.

I know, right? Why do I need a Web Service to tell people to fuck off. We all know how easy it is to do. I do it several times just on the drive to work.

I was pleasantly surprised – it does make it easier!
But it’s not extensible. 🙁

So late last night, when my two year old was not going to sleep like she should have, I wrote my own clone as a Python programming project.
Check it out

And now I can tell my co-worker Oliver to Fuck Off using a language he understands

-Jason De Arte

P.S. Yes, I know it’s childish. And your point is?